April 23, 2014 / 5:33PM 218,505 notes


Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

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April 23, 2014 / 11:33AM 317,365 notes
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April 23, 2014 / 4:10AM 87,819 notes


The season of leg shaving is upon us.

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April 23, 2014 / 4:08AM 170,008 notes


hot people are so lucky im so pissed

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April 22, 2014 / 8:41AM 116,987 notes


there are two types of people in this world

  • people i can trust to help me hide a body 
  • people who are the body 

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April 21, 2014 / 10:20PM 689,151 notes


“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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April 21, 2014 / 2:34PM 1 note

Hour 3 in the DMV.

Patience wearing thin. Phone at 49%. The only sustenance left in my purse is half a pack of Welch’s fruit snacks and half a joint. Contemplating…

personalcar strugglesthese are the stories I'll tell my kids someday

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April 21, 2014 / 1:18PM 1 note

Even when I’m perfectly on schedule to get back to school on time, something LIKE MY CAR BREAKING DOWN ON THE HIGHWAY always seems to come up and prevent it.

Friends in north Jersey, help me out.

personalcar struggles

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April 21, 2014 / 1:14PM 357,697 notes

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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